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Play the harmonica.

This clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live cracked me up so much I thought I might share.

He started off with a holiday greeting before continuing, “last night, more than a billion people gathered in the Chinese Times Square watching Chinese Ryan Seacrest banter awkwardly with Chinese will.i.am.” With a footage of the Chinese President, the close caption and Chinese-accented narration of the video said the Chinese resolution is to “get organized” and “play the harmonica.”

I love this guy.

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Good ol’ times

Lunar New Year came early this year, but with atmosphere is diluted without any big hint of all the festivities. I woke up today and decided to trash some of the useless old belongings I had for years but never used them. Those junk includes equipment manuals, installation discs, old books, army stuffs (which I am pretty sure I am not using them anymore).

As I rummage through my stuffs, I realized I have come so far today.

Amongst a mass of picture and photographs which I do not have a decent album to store, I came across this from some 14 – 15 years ago. This was a picture taken during a National Education Trip when I was in Primary 4. I vividly recall this place in Jalan Sultan where my friends and I had a rest and lunch. Although they were my closer friends in primary school, I couldn’t really recall their names.

I probably will try to locate them on Facebook, if at all possible because I don’t remember their names.

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What The Face?

The first episode of Modern Family played out with Phil Dunphy being the super-cool dad who assumes he knows all of the lingo used in text messages. He says it is important because to talk to their children like a peer, but being a father is called “peerenting”. LOL – Laugh Out Loud. WTF – Why The Face?

Why The Face was the all-time favorite one-liner for Modern Family fans like me but I always thought it sounded awkward. I mean, how do you use Why The Face in normal conversation to exclaim your rogue surprise yet being satirical?

I think I know today.

I conducted lessons for the Specialist Cadets this morning and because there is less work to do today, I decided to do my routine of walking around and trying to get to know them better. I went ahead to confirm if they were mostly diploma holders.

“So, you guys are from poly right?”

“Yes, sergeant.” A couple of them responded and one added on, “So, sergeant, you are from poly too?”

“Yes. I am from NYP.”

“So you studied business…” He carried on quizzing me.

“Yes. Business Informatics. Wait. How do you know?” I am puzzled, wondering if he is another course mate whom I don’t recall.

“Oh. You have the business face.”

There was a moment of silence before I blurted, “I have what the… face?”

The entire table laughed but I just kept quiet because that was suppose to come out “WHAT THE FUCK?” I realized at the eleventh hour that it may sound too rude for such a general observation about me. More over, I thought it is too rogue for a guy with a ‘business face’. I made it in time to say the word ‘Face’ and thank God it kind of suited the entire conversation, anyway.

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Twenty Twelve

Probably like the other half of the population, I have stopped making New Year’s Resolutions. It is not like for the next 300 odd days will I before I sleep think about 1) I have to be more patient, 2) I have be fitter, 3) I should avoid unhealthy food, and 4) I have to save money for my house and children. The next time anyone think about the resolutions they made would probably be the year after. They might even forget.

The Mayans thinks it may be apocalyptic, but I have learned not to worry about everything under the sun. It is a waste of time worrying unless there is an imminent danger or when I finally reached a crossroad where I have to make a decision. When you have reached your the life of yours, no amount of worries and prayers can save you of death from the simplest way. If you are meant to live, you will survive the greatest tragedy in history.

For the entire year, my tagline for this blog was, “Trading memories I held, for stories yet untold.” My backpacking trip to New Zealand made a huge difference in me. I spent a great amount of time thinking about the people around me, who I have become today, and who I will be tomorrow. The world is huge out there yet I know there is only one place I can call home, and only one place where my kin and kith, memories and feelings so dearly belongs. I can’t trade those away.

This year forward, I hope with the life of mine that I could be more contented. I want to be contented with what I owned and achieved through my own merit. I want to see greater maturity and a wiser personality in myself. I want to learn to love just about everything and everyone around me. I hope from trust and determination will I take leaps of faith from even greater heights.

“Mai i te aroha, ko te aroha.” is a sentence in Maori language that translates to, “From love, comes love.”

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2011 Epilogue – Year in Review

Life has never been so different. Army came like a bombshell that shook my ground in 2010. Then in 2011, the year was almost all about it. This is what happened:

TRADING MEMORIES I HELD, FOR STORIES YET UNTOLD. I realize in 2010 that if we kept too ourselves tied to the past, we can’t carry on and move forward. I needed to find a place where I can trade these memories, knowing they are safe, and move on with life. This blog is the place. I could use a new tagline for 2011, though.

THE WISH BALL. Like an iceberg, there was more than just the surface of that wish ball. One of the wish ball that float in Marina Bay had my hand writing that says how much I wanted to be done with my National Service obligations. Of course, the ball was too small for me to write my entire heart out. I wished and prayed that people around me would always be there.

LEVEL 2 SOLDIER. When 2010 concluded and 2011 drew a start, there was a glimmer of hope and promise of a good life when I am selected to attend Signal Specialist Cadet Course at Stagmont Camp for my Third Sergeant rank. I remembered vividly the déjà vu when I first saw HQ Signal Institute. Accommodation and facilities here were substandard as compared to BMT and SISPEC.

I HAD FOUGHT ALL BUT ONE. Coming so far in Army, I realized my mind and body have had done things which I never thought I could. I have been through grueling tasks in the midst of a thunderstorm. I have ran 5 kilometers in less than half hour. I fought every sleepy moment, fatigue body, and exhausted mind. But I had not fought for a song that is straight through my heart; one that is not easy to sing about. The song ended but I just sit still and listen to long static silence that played afterward.

ARMY SERGEANT. I completed my professional term to achieve my Third Sergeant rank. I received the Silver Bayonet for being one of the three Honor Graduates of my platoon. The graduation parade on the Leaders’ Square was something I had never thought but worked hard towards. As much as the three chevrons was heavy on my chest, I felt a large piece of puzzle missing. It was mission because I had fought all but one.

GLIMPSE OF THE TEACHING PROFESSION. I was asked to be an Instructor in Signal Institute to facilitate and teach information systems to diverse group of people. Being in classroom environment, I experience first-had the responsibility, role and satisfaction of becoming a teacher and facilitator. Having students understand you is a challenge. Having students see you as a friend and recognize you as an instructor is an achievement more than being nominated for Excellent Instructor Award.

A WORLD ABOVE AND BEYOND. For almost the entire month of August, I was on a military exercise in Taiwan. The experience was tremendous and the world beyond Singapore is magnificent and majestic. I made acquaintances and task to work as a team was a whole new level I have conquered and learned from. This was the first time I have ever yearned to be home with friends and family, although for the longest time I have learned to be independent.

MY CLASSMATE, COLLEAGUE, AND COMRADE. At least until June 2012, we have come a long way to a point we are, well, comrade, in Army. Taking what life throws at us, and after squeezing so much lemons to make lemonade, Adeline signed-on with the Military Police Command. I was at the Parade as the Army presented her to the audience as the Distinguished Honor Graduate of her cohort. I realized life had changed us so much that after all that I’ve known, I wasn’t I anymore, and when she weren’t her anymore. Nonetheless, I am as proud of her as her mom was.

SUCH IS MY DREAM. Mid-November, I embarked on an adventure to New Zealand and there is absolutely no way of writing how I felt. I love the culture and friendliness of people there. Through the 8-day adventure, I marveled at the work of human engineering and the beautiful course of nature. I have felt no stress and burden. I was living my dream as a child. I wanted to fly many times on an airplane, I wanted to ride a train, I wanted to do something adventurous, I wanted to be peaceful, I wanted to meet beautiful people and I wanted luxury. I did it all.

A LITTLE EVANGELICAL. I love how people reaction the look on their faces when I recall how “I got lost in an island and I met God.” Depending on your faith, it may sound like evangelism. Or if you are an atheist, it sounds like a scene straight out of a movie. Nonetheless, I wrote a full account with pictures and a map. I am so thankful I something went off in my head that ‘I should approach this old man’ and get directions from him when I am at a critical junction while trekking.

LAST OF ESCAPE THEME PARK. I couldn’t make of this moment. Hundreds of former operational crews flocked back to the park for its last moment in history. A trip back was another walk down the big memory lane all of us have missed and loved. I have not met greater people and worked with bigger experience. The family, camaraderie and esprit de corps tell me it is not the organization that matters, it is the people. It is not the hate of work that matters, it is the love of friends.

A PART OF LARGE ANAMNESIS. I spent the last three days of this amazing year with the guys from my Army unit in Malaysia. Although on the verge of puking every time we shuttle between the Capital and Genting Highlands in Pahang, we have had a pretty good time and some laughter as a whole. On a personal level, this trip was part of a larger anamnesis.

These memories are always mine to treasure.

 

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Of Poi Balls, Haka and people of Māori

If it wasn’t for the stunning vista of the Auckland War Memorial Museum and its glorious architecture on the Auckland Domain, I probably wouldn’t have known what is going on. It was by a chance of luck did I manage to reach the museum in time for a Māori Cultural Performance.

Wikipedia says Māori are indigenous people of New Zealand (known as Aotearoa, meaning The Long White Cloud in Māori language). Māori developed a unique culture with their own language, a rich mythology, distinctive crafts and performing arts, but alas, the Europeans influenced and changed them after 17th Century.

The performance was entertaining and I have learned so much more about Māori cultures. I have recorded a section of the performance where a ladies danced with Poi Balls to tell stories and Poi Balls are used to help young warriors with reflexes. Immediately after, our host introduced us to Haka, a traditional ancestral war cry of the people of Māori.

Anyway, the music that you hear is sung by people backstage and a guy strumming a guitar. It wasn’t no music playing on loud speakers. It was smoothing and pleasing to the ears.

Of course, there were other dances and demonstration on how the people of Māori used primitive weapons to protect and defend themselves. Honestly, even though they were just performers, I would have shit in my pants if they were really going to attack me. In fact, even if I had a SAR 21 assault rifle with me, I would’ve felt utterly inferior.

The Haka dance and war cry videos can be found on YouTube. I also thought it is especially interesting that during Rugby World Cup 2011, All Blacks performed the Haka war dance live on TV, garnering thunderous cheers and encouragements.

OH. JUST FOR THE RECORD. The Singapore Armed Forces and the Army really need to scrap that sickening and lousy shitty roar they always make Enlistees do. It is a joke. Dude, people laugh and mock at it!

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For what we have missed all those years.

Well, I know this is totally out of my normal Alternative Rock genre. And yes, it is Chinese. I do listen to Chinese pop occasionally and I happen to stumble upon this. I do understand most of the lyrics, if not entirely. Worth a share.

那些年,我們一起追的女孩  電影主題曲《那些年》
演唱:胡夏/作曲:木村充利/作詞:九把刀

又回到最初的起點
記憶中妳青澀的臉
我們終於來到了這一天
桌墊下的老照片
無數回憶連結
今天男孩要赴女孩最後的約

又回到最初的起點
呆呆地站在鏡子前
笨拙繫上紅色領帶的結
將頭髮梳成大人模樣
穿上一身帥氣西裝
等會兒見妳一定比想像美

好想再回到那些年的時光
回到教室座位前後 故意討妳溫柔的罵
黑板上排列組合 妳捨得解開嗎
誰與誰坐他又愛著她

那些年錯過的大雨
那些年錯過的愛情
好想擁抱妳 擁抱錯過的勇氣
曾經想征服全世界
到最後回首才發現
這世界滴滴點點全部都是妳

那些年錯過的大雨
那些年錯過的愛情
好想告訴妳 告訴妳我沒有忘記
那天晚上滿天星星
平行時空下的約定
再一次相遇我會緊緊抱著妳
緊緊抱著妳

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Weird Friends

There has been a lot going on in Twitter lately. With #RealFriendsWill topic trending worldwide, I could help but I want to share some darnest thing friends said. My buddy in Army is going for a costume party this Christmas and he’s dressing up as a hot-pink fairy, he is really getting into it:

And Sri whom is well known for being notoriously late, told me she was going to “mandi” in Malay. Not knowing what that was, she kindly explained to me she has to masturbate. But of course, she explained it actually means to take a shower, but only after I am totally mortified.

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That old man will help you.

It is probably going to sound like a scene straight out of a movie or a story from a religious evangelist. When I recall this debacle in my New Zealand adventure to friends, I love how I amuse them when I start with, “well, I did got lost on an island and I met God.” Those looks on their faces are priceless.

On the fifth day, I caught a ferry to Waiheke Island which one of the crew in Auckland Bungy Jump recommended. Although I have read so much about it, I decided the best policy is to buy an hour-long tour of the island before exploring it without a hint. The island was beautiful and it was a dream destination they always showed on TV. The bus driver left the ferry terminal and began its tour from Oneroa Bay to Mawhitipana Bay and told us how sometimes there are Orcas and dolphins which would come and play with islanders at Palm Beach.

Although I know the chances of spotting an Orcas or dolphin is slim and not probable, I told myself I should visit the beach and feel the beauty and peace of living on an island like this.

The buses on the island comes at an hour interval to coincide with the ferries departure and arrival timing. As I waited for a delayed service at a bus stop on Oneroa with a few locals, I studied the map and I was pretty sure it said Palm Beach is two stops away from Oneroa Bay if I took Route 2. My patience paid off. I flashed my travel pass at the driver and occupied a seat in a nearly-filled bus from its backlog of commuters.

When the bus pulled at one of the stop to alight several passengers, I saw a “Palm Beach” with an arrow to the right engraved on the bus stop. I was here. I alighted with a couple of passengers. It wasn’t until the surrounding looks deserted that I realized I might have got to the wrong bus stop.

I checked the map.

And indeed, I was right and wrong. I was right about alighting at a wrong stop. I began my travel on Route 2 (in orange) from Ocean View Road, and had alighted at Goodwin Avenue instead of Miro Road. Upon realization, I looked up and around at a deserted area and sigh, “fuck my life.” Immediately, my next thought was about how the next bus is an hour away. I heaved a last sigh and took my first step of a long journey on foot.

To my surprise, I was less frustrated than thought I would be. It may be because the weather is at it’s best or the fact that my survivor instinct kicked in and I was extremely focused of my surrounding. When I reached Hauraki Avenue, I met a junction which stopped me in my track. I turn and oriented the map to my area once. Twice. Thrice.

I have had two choices:
1) I could use Cory Road which seem like a shorter way to Miro Road, or
2) I could just follow the longer route of the bus.

I weighed my options and decided on the latter. I justified to myself; after all, it is a bus route that begin hourly and it must be safer and easier than Cory Road. A shorter path may be treacherous and unreliable, right? Yes. I am going to walk to Karaka Road, Junction Road, Hill Road, Palm Road and finally at Palm Beach. Looks far but I knew for sure I have walked farther than this in Army. This should be easier. I decided.

I continued my journey on foot and it wasn’t far that I noticed an elderly man was walking towards my direction from the left. He tracked slowly and looked like he could use a rest for every distance he walked. For some unexplained reason, something went off in my head: Go approach this old man. Go approach this old man. He is going to help you.

Just. approach. him.

When I finally got to him, he was already sitting aimlessly on a bench along the road. “Hello, do you think I could ask for directions around here?” I look him in his wrinkled face and faded eyes and asked gently.

Over the next few minutes he struggled to identify our location on my map. In fact, he said we were on Karaka Road instead of Hauraki Road. He eventually told me that I should be using the Cory Road instead. “Cory Road. Walk along this road and you will see a very nice lookout of the beach,” He stuttered to form a sentence.

I thanked him as he walked in the direction I came from, seemingly already satisfied with his one minute rest on the bench before I interrupted him.

Despite that he incorrectly positioned us, sounded unsure and was not definite in the way he mentioned Cory Road, I realized I somehow could trust this man. It was easy to convince myself to change my decision I made. I changed my mind and I am going to walk along Cory Road (a road that is partially blinded by labels on the map).

On Cory Road, I met another local, a gentle young lady on a walk with her child in a pram. She confirmed I could reach Palm Beach and there would be a lookout – a platform kind – that overlooks the beach. Her words were an assurance and I was relieved. I took her direction and I didn’t think again about what the elderly man had said.

It was definitely not less than three kilometers when I finally reached Palm Beach. I saw beautiful houses, felt the sand in my hand, walked towards the small waves splashing and foaming on the coast and watched a family play catch with their dog while it simultaneously tried to chase after seagulls. Now, this really is a scene straight out of a movie.

I took more than a few shots with camera because it simply such a beautiful and peaceful place. It was like no other beach I have been before. It felt different. I began to envision a life here. Satisfied with the amount of pictures I have taken, I went to a convenience store maintained by a Chinese family moved here two years ago. As I waited for the next bus back to the Matiatia Ferry Terminal, I chatted in English with a Chinese guy of my age.

He spoke about how friendly the people here and the culture never like a city. “It is very peaceful. Nothing ever happens here,” he said. Although he said life is peaceful, it is slow and may be boring for people of his age. Apart from going to work in the city, residents in this island tends to gardens, pets, do some swimming and spent time most of their time with their family.

He closed his shop and left before my bus arrived. It was my journey back to Matiatia Ferry Terminal that a realization caught my breath. The route which I had initially decided to walk was difficult. The bus turned in and out of an overgrown area, up and down a hill, left and right. It was bleak. I knew I might have been lost if I had taken this path. I might have taken forever to orientate again.

Then it dawned on me and I recalled that elderly man who gave me directions earlier. He was a total stranger but something in my head asked me to approach and heed from. It felt surreal suddenly.

Thank God for him that I took Cory Road.

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The Bucket List On Steroid.

I know. I know. I should be posting up pictures of the oh-so amazing New Zealand adventure I had. The only issue holding me back is the fact that every. single. time. I open up those pictures I go into a Holiday Withdrawal Syndromes which include regurgitation, depression and brain spasm. Until I see a psychiatrist and he put me on the meds, it will probably take me a while before you see any.

December has always been known as a holiday season and I thought I could share some of my dreams. I always have two bucket lists in my head which I call them: The Bucket List, and The Bucket List On Steroid. I manage to struck off some points while in New Zealand from The Bucket List, but I thought I could share some of the points from The Bucket List On Steroid I have once posted on Twitter. Hold your breaths.












I think big.

Next March, my mother spoke of her intention to bring my younger brother out of this country for a vacation. I probably would write the itinerary. It is actually pretty tedious and I have to find a suitable destination. My plan will change because this itinerary is not only for me but my family. I have up to the weather and safety to factor into my considerations.

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