Unusual
Kin and kith, past and present.
I had brunch with the family today. it didn’t occur to me how much have changed since I was sensible enough to sit properly on a train and not attempt a somersault. I could tell you the world have changed drastically since the 90s. My granny is wheel-chair bound so that means she doesn’t go [...]
Teaching a people a lesson.
My views are mixed here. I think it is rather bold and admirable that Alan Joyce grounded all domestic and international Qantas flights when those unions are demanding too much. He literally put a message across to the employees, unions and government, “don’t fuck with me or you’ll have nothing to do.” On the other [...]
Morally Bankrupt
I am extremely disturbed in many levels by a viral footage in which a 2 year-old kid was ran over by two vehicles, ignored by the community at-large and left wrenching helplessly in pain as death slowly consumes her life. Over the past few months, I have posted tweets about how appalled I was with [...]
Obviously I assume all food on the table are edible.
While reading through the past, I am republishing some hilarious moments caught on camera. Originally published on March 11, 2009 as Obviously I assume all food on the table are edible. The BBQ gathering Melati and some other colleagues who planned received quite a huge turnout. I will probably put up the photographs Thursday or [...]
Chicken soup for being a better father.
I was at the supermarket this morning and while browsing through the shelves of candies and what-not-for-children, there was this father and his son browsing some items, too. It was so intriguing I could’ve slapped the father in the face. Just like how any children would’ve, his son saw a packet of gummy bears and [...]
Too cool for Army.
Wen Jie and Benjamin organized a BBQ gathering for platoon 4 minor and it was a blast. We started off grilling the food and when it was dark, and some of them decide to go for a swim… things went wild. I was amongst the few who didn’t had a choice but have to be [...]
Woman, you have no idea about my standard of English.
Guys, there is a way to insult the command of all languages I’ve known, learned, and spoken. Instant insult. I was working yesterday night, and even though work didn’t go as smoothly as I would expect, there is this one regular customer who totally blew my mind off. There was a brief moment of decision [...]
My teacher was Shirgin’s relative.
I was so excited. I was talking to Faizah in the afternoon about one of my primary school teacher who actually guided me the right path when I was confronted with two choices after my leaving examination; Normal Academic Stream and Normal Technical stream. Miss Ang Bee Lian advise me on the day of the [...]
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I am sorry I found this hilarious. And also for that poor guy who was repeatedly attacked in the face and groin by his girlfriend using her shoe! If you watched that video, you could realized that each time he tried to shield himself, his girlfriend would demand that he stands in attention and then [...]
Fuck My Life dot com
Today, I am officially endorsing FML. Fmylife.com was my sole and best companion throughout my internship and just recently I had succeeded making people give me an uncanny look that says: PSST! IS THAT DOWNS SYNDROME GUY LAUGHING TO HIMSELF AGAIN? Check out my favorite: Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I [...]
